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ALL CREDITS TO KRUD-SAN from Baka-tsuki. See his work here

Arnold [ From here on, I will be your host! ]

Silva [ nofofofofofofofofo, This humble butler shall gladly take the work of a host! ]

Arnold [ Well then, First of all, I will announce the Heroine Group! ]

Silva [ That is pleasant ~~ Heroine group …… That is music to my ears ~~ ]

Arnold [ O… Oi, What happened to you? ]

Silva [ The people in the heroine group who are in ranking list, this butler is awakened once again, gladly receiving the ladies charm ~~ nofofofofofofofo! ]

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Arnold [ W….. While leaving Silva alone for the moment, Let’s begin! , First off are the fellows who received one vote! ]

ONE VOTE

Aoyama Taishi

Kiria 3

Kiria 2

Kukulia

Nina

Tenn

Yukiona

Aqua Hound Meat

Arnold […………… naa… Silva ]

Silva [ What seems to be the problem? ]

Arnold [ I thought I’m just hallucinating, I seem to be bothered why there are some fellows there that was voted as heroine that should not be mixed obviously ]

Silva [ As you said, As far as I can remember Kiria is certainly an enemy… ]
Arnold [ Iyaiya…….. Thats wrong! Look once again!….. Aoyama Taishi? He’s a Hero and whats more a guy! And I think Tenn is also a guy in my opinion! Yukiona is without even thinking an animal in appearance! And what’s surprising is… An Ingredient was voted as well!! ]

Silva [ nofofofofofofofofofo! Aqua Hound Meat, If i remember correctly, that is a very delicious dish ~~ to the point that makes one heart throbbed! As for me, I brought it to the bed and embrace it closely ………….. nofofofofofofofofofofo! ]

Arnold [ SHUT IIITT! Don’t get excited…. To the point of having a delusion with a meat! ]
Silva [ This is how the characteristic of world the owner made, that’s why it’s this strong ]

Arnold [ Wrong!!….. What are you trying to say!…. Geez…. Next is those who got 2 votes! ]

TWO VOTES:

Silva

Shamoe

Akamori Shinobu

Shublars

Kiria 5

Tomoto Sui

Arnold [ ……… Oi, Is is just me, but I feel like there is some incompatibility at both ends of the list? ]

Silva [ nofofo…. I will shy all of a sudden ~~ ]

Arnold [ Don’t be ashamed!…. Why do you have 2 votes Ojiji! What’s more the author was also voted! What the heck is this?! What are the people voting for?! ]

Silva [ Now now….. Please settle down Arnold-dono ]
Arnold [ Silva ]

Silva [ This is how the characteristic of world the owner made, that’s why —]

Arnold [ That’s what you said previously !? ]

Silva [ nofofofofofofofo! I’m very grateful for voting to this butler! Thank you very much! nofofofofofofofo! ]

Arnold [ ….. haaa…. Oh well…. next are those who got 3 votes ]

THREE VOTES

Musun

Rarashik

Arnold [ I see ~…. This is where my masters rank.. n? Musun? Who is that? ]

Silva [ She is the serving master chef in the Demon Lord’s castle in Xaous,  and all the dishes she makes are really delicious. what’s more, Hiiro-sama seems to be addicted to her cooking as well ]

Arnold [ What?! … In other words, she is my rival… even once I want to meet her ]

Silva [ She is also a beautiful woman, you know? ]

Arnold [ Hohou…. I’m now looking forward on meeting her…… Ouch!… Who hit my head!?….. Eh? Masterrrrrrrr !? ]

Rarashik [ Hey blockhead diciple!…. Do not change the topic instantly from your Master, I haven’t appeared yet, this adolescent female has not turned to her spotlight. You have quite a nerve from doing that, nee? ]

Arnold [ Ah… this…. etto…. you are … wrong about this…. ]

Rarashik [ Remember later, I’m going to give you some scolding okee?]

Arnold [ E..e….Ehhhhhh !? ]

Rarashik [ By the way, to the guys who voted for me, Thank you!…… In other words, you want me to perform autopsy on you nee…. Sure…. Because I will teach all of the unknown inside of you …. Later, go to the examination room, I will be waiting~ ]

Silva [ She left already…. Oya?… What’s seems to be the problem Arnold-dono? ]

Arnold [ Scolding Scary Scolding Scary Scolding Scary Scolding Scary …………. ]

Silva [ fumu.. It seems he broke down already.. ]

Muir [ G…. Good day everyone! ….. Th….. This time, I will be replacing Oji-san for a moment, I will be your other host for now… auuuu ]

Silva [ nofofofo! , My my… Welcome Muir-dono! What a lovely action when becoming shy ]

Muir [ auuu…… I look forward to working with you ]

Silva [ Then, the following are ones who got four, five and six votes respectively! ]

Four Votes: Mikadzuki

Five Votes: Okamura Hiiro

Six Votes: Arnold

Silva [ Oooooo~~ My My….. What a surprise this time! ]

Muir [ T… This is the Heroine Group right? I can understand why there is Mikazuki, but Hiiro-san and Oji-san? ]

Silva [ Listen well Muir-dono, Because you are still young, there are things unknown to you in this word ]

Muir [ ….. *gulp ]

Silva [ Listen carefully ? …. If Hiiro-sama and Arnold-dono who are both in the bed and connects—- ]

Arnold [ I will not allow that !!!? ]

Muir [ O… Oji-san ! ]

Silva [ nofofofofofo! Good timing! Arnold-dono! ]

Arnold [ temee! Hentai Ojiji! What are you teaching Muir all of a sudden !!? ]

Silva [ My my, but this is how the characteristic of world the owner made, that’s why —]

Arnold [ temee, that’s what you have said earlier !!? ]

Muir [ awawawawa!….. Calm down Oji-san! ]

Mikadzuki [ That’s right yo~ ! Calm down~ kiki~hahahaha! ]

Silva [ Oh it’s Mikadzuki-dono! ]

Mikadzuki [ That’s right yo~! For those yo~ who gave ~~ I’m happy yo~! So many many votes… Thank you yo~! Ah?! Bird-san! Wait for me!! ]

Muir [ A.. Ah! Be careful Mikazuki-chan! … ah she’s gone.. ]

Arnold [ well, I, myself, would like to express my gratitude, for the votes you gave me.. Thank you! ….  but what are the reasons why i have six votes in total?…. tsk.. ]

Muir [ now now… Being popular is important Oji-san ]

Arnold [ Though in this group, it feels unnecessary ]

Muir [ haha, eto…..Next is 10th place which got 7 votes! ]

Hime [ n? Are you talking about me? Well… that’s a given already…. though i have a few appearances in the story, If you still look at myself, I’m a direct descendant, though I’m dissatisfied being 10th place, it does not mean I’m not grateful to all of you who voted for me ]

Silva [ Though we haven’t announced who the 10th place is, she appeared suddenly……. As expected of Tsundere group representative, Hime-dono! ]

Hime [ Wh… Who is a tsundere?! Please stop that nonsense! However for those who voted for me, I shall express my gratitude to them… T…. Thank you ]

Silva [ As expected, she is a tsundere! nofofofofofofo! ]

Hime [ Ah! Mou….. I have some other business to attend! , Bye! ]

Arnold [ u~n, what a comprehensible girl ]

Muir [ haha, then next is the 9th place! They acquired 8 votes in total which got them to 9th place! ]

Minamoto Shuri [ E….Errr…. I… Is it alright? For me being called in this colorful place…. ]
Silva [ It is nice! Because that plump chest of yours is absolute justice! nofofofofofo! ]

(TL Note: This hentai…… And you call yourself a hentai butler, yet you don’t know the differences between plot and justice? Smh)

Shuri [ Err… auu.. ]

Arnold [ Oi Jii-san!, it seems she is not very good in those kind of direction ]

Silva [ It seems to be, because some time ago Arnold-dono seems to be staring seriously on

Shuri-dono’s breast which these two eyes have witnessed! ]

Arnold [ na !? ]

Muir [ Oji-san …… ? ]

Arnold [ You’re wrong Muir! Ah! and why is that woman taking a distance for me! Please stop! ]

Shuri [ Err… Thank you for voting for me! well then! ]

Arnold [ Ah! Please wait! Please hear my explanation! ]

Silva [ nofofofofo! Such a misfortune, Arnold-dono! ]

Arnold [ temee! It’s your fault to begin with! ]

Muir [ Haha, le….let’s go to the next one. the one in 8th place that got 9 votes in total! ]

Nikki [ Greetings ~desuzo! I feel happy for voting me to eight place ~desuzo! ]

Silva [ Ooo! It’s Nikki-dono! ]

Nikki [ mufufufu~ I express my gratitude for voting for me ~desuzo! With this, Master will probably praise me ~hehe ]

Silva [ Surely, you will receive a pat in head, I guess? ]

Nikki [ Re… Really ?! Then that means I should look for Master ~desuzo! Bye-Bye ~desuzo! ]

Arnold [ Ahahaha, seeing an energetic child like that makes me feel good ]

Muir [ Un! Because Nikki-chan is cute! ]

Silva [ fumu fumu, Then next is the 7th place, acquiring 10 votes which led to being 7th place. is…. ]

Crouch [ Nyahahahaha, I’ve become popular nya~ I’m happy nya~ ]

Muir [ One of Garbanth’s Strongest 3, Crouch-san! ]

Crouch [ Eh? By the way, where is Hiiro? ]

Muir [ e? As far as i can remember, I saw Hiiro-san reading a book for a long time somewhere…. ]

Crouch [ Nyaa?! Is that really true nya?! Hiirooooooo !!! ]

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Arnold [ That girl is like a typhoon nee ]

Muir [ u… un ]

Silva [ Nofofofofo! Let’s proceed, Next is someone who acquired 13 votes in total, the 6th place is! .. ]

Eunice[ Please treat me well ~nano ]

Muir [ ah, Io-chan! ]

Eunice [ Muir, I don’t know what’s the best thing to do at this moment ]

Muir [ Ah! You should express your gratitude to them! ]

Eunice [ Is that so? I understant …~na ……….. Thank you for voting for me ~nano ……….I’m really glad about it ~no ]

Muir [ Io-chan is so cute! ]

 

Eunice [ pu?! Suddenly embracing me is dangerous Muir ]

Muir [ Ahaha, I’m sorry! But Congratulations Io-chan! ]

Eunice [ un, Thank you ~nano. Is it alright to stay here for a while? ]

Muir [ In case of Io-chan, we’ll gladly welcome you! ]

Silva [ Nn~~ As expected, the harmonious relationship of two beautiful girls is really good n~ ]

Arnold [ I don’t mind what you are saying, but these guys are pure and innocent, so don’t go saying strange things,.. Well then, this time this one has quite a number of votes…. Ehem…….. Having acquired 26 votes for 4th place and Whaat?! It’s a pair! And one of the pair is.. My lovely pretty flower ! Muir Casteirrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! ]

 

Muir [ E?!! Me?! ]

Arnold [ And the other one is Garbanth’s second princess, Muir’s best friend which is the Song Princess! Mimiru Kinggggggggg! ]

Mimiru [ fufufu, I did it Muir-chan! ]

Muir [ Mimiru-chan !? e? Is it perhaps we are of the same rank? ]

Mimiru [ That is right Muir-chan! However before that, let’s express our gratitude to the people who voted for us ]

Muir [ a.. un! ]

Muir & Mimiru [ Everyone who voted for us! Thank you so much! ]

Eunice [ Both of you, Congratulations ~nano ]

Muir [ Thank you Io-chan ]

Mimiru [ Thank you very much, Eunice-san ]

Silva [ u~mu~…… Those three beautiful girls… i can’t endure anymore ~]

Arnold [ You’re having a nosebleed Ojiji, though I understand your feeling. Well then, I shall proceed onwards! Having won third place with 35 votes ……… The Present Ruler of Evila, The Demon Lord! The one who has gaps in her private and public matters! An Idealist though she has a long way to go about her love life! And that person is…… Eveam Grand Early Eveninggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!! ]

Eveam [ E !? Me?! That is… Hmm.. I’m grateful for being in this place… Anyway, you have my gratitude as Evila’s representative, thanks! ]

Silva [ So formal! Too formal Eveam-dono! ]

Eveam [ B… But in such situation like this I should be formal for my reputation might be suspected by the people in Evila? ]

Silva [ What are you talking about.. To begin with in the present volume that you appeared, In reality, you are a lovely woman who has a a friendship with Hiiro-sama …….]

Eveam [ aa! …………… aa!…………….aa!……… what are you trying to imply! ]

Silva [ Eh? What I’m trying to say is Eveam-dono’s chest becomes hot when thinking off Hiiro-sama …. ]

Eveam [ aa mou! Stopppppppppppp!…. T…that is not true you know!! ]

Arnold [ Oi jii-san, don’t make tease her too much? Her face is simmilar to a red octopus when she run away? ]

Silva [ nofofofofofo! No problem, because it answers the expectations of the readers ]

Arnold [ Huh? What the heck was that? Oh well… Let’s go to the next one! the 2nd place that got 41 votes! That is…… The small red demon!! The outstandingly popular tsundere ojou-sama! A child that has a strong affection of someone in that body! Her name is………….. Lilyn Li Reysis Red Roseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! ]

Lilyn [ …….. chi* ]

Arnold [ Uhmmm,,, Why are you so ill-humored? ]

Lilyn [ …………….. ]

Arnold [ Uhmm…….. ]

Silva [ nofofofo! Apparently, Ojousama is dissatisfied for not becoming 1st place ]

Arnold [ Ah, indeed, though 2nd place is already a big achievement already ]

Lilyn [ funn~! 2nd place is the same as last rank! And also you! Though I’m aware I’m a heroine, are you saying I’m not the best suitable person to be on Hiiro’s side? ]

Arnold [ no… no, not at all! ]

Lilyn [ tsk…. But right now, I’m not the best right here! Silva! What is the meaning of this! ]

Silva [ I understand your point, however, Ojousama, is it alright? ]

Lilyn [ …..?…. ]

Silva [ There a lot of people who support you Ojousama, what’s more this is a popularity vote where you got the best lead right now, Are you still not okay with it? ]

Lilyn [ I see, this was a trial to contest the personal beauty of oneself, though I’m a bit dissatisfied for being 2nd place, I shall receive this specially given award, Also….. ]

Silva [ Ojousama? ]

Lilyn [ …… It doesn’t mean I’m not grateful okay?…… It was already a given for myself for being popular like this…. Still, I wish to express my gratitude…………………………….. Thank you ]

Silva [ a dere appeared! ]

Lilyn [ uwaa… eeei! Don’t cling to me Hentai Butler.. !? ]

Silva [ *buwaa…!? ]

…………………………….. haa….

Arnold [ ….. Well setting aside those two, let’s proceed ]

Muir [ that’s true ]

Mimiru [ hai ]

Eunice [ un ]

Arnold [ Ehem! Then next is!…. OoooO! Unbelievable! To think the difference between 1st place and 2nd place is only by one vote! ]

Ririn [ What !? Just one vote margin !? ]

Arnold [ And having acquired that one vote margin………… is this guy! ]

CAMUS [ ……………………… Is this okay? ]

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(TL NOTE: NIPPON BANZAI!!!!! BANZAIIIII!!!!! AWOOO AWOOO!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!)

Arnold [ Ah… Well isn’t nice? though he’s a man ]

Lilyn [ Impossible! I lost to a man!? ]

Female Group [ ………..*haaa ]

Silva [ nofofofofo! This is once again another interesting result! ]

Arnold [ Well, the female group though doesn’t seem satisfied from it ]

Camus [ Did… I do something bad? ]

urururururururu……

All members ( Why is there such a cute face like that……. !? )

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Arnold [ Well such feeling was born after concluding the Heroine group section, Champion is Camus! ]

Camus [ n….. Everyone, Thank you…. From now on, I will work hard. As Hiiro’s subordinate… will work hard… ]

Camus sweetly smiles

All members ( Is he really a man…….. ? )

Arnold [ Ehem, next would be to announce the Character Ranking, and will rush to the 5th place at a dash for certain reasons ]

Silva [ nofofofofo! because the Heroine Group delayed too much time! ]

Arnold [ Shut up! Such comments like that should be off-record right now ]

Muir [ aa mou! Ojii-san Calm down! Anyway, here you go! ]

One Vote

Aoyama Taishi

Rudolph

Mikku

Teckil

Grayald

Yukihito

Tenn

Shishi Liger

Two Votes

Nikki

Mikazuki

Kiria 3

Ionis

Three Votes

Ririn

Mimiru

Yukiona

Hime

Four Votes

Ornoth

Tomoto Sui

Five Votes

Muir

Shamoe

Shublars

Crouch

Rarashik

Six Votes

Aquinas

Seven Votes

Eveam

 

Arnold [ I see….. Wait? I do not have a vote which means I got zero? ]

Muir [ It’s all right Ojii-san! There are still the higher ranks! ]

Arnold [ If Muir says so, alright, If not I might not be able to recover from it ]

Muir [ haha ]

Silva [ Arnold-dono, there are still some for us to come! Believe! To the 5 people who are left! ]

Arnold [ jii-san….. aa!… I understand! ]

Silva [ Then immediately, let’s proceed, having acquired nine vote for 5th place……. n? ……. Arnold-dono ]

Arnold [ a?…… e?….Me? ]

Silva [ It seems to be true ]

Arnold [ Oh yeaaaahhhhhhhhh! ]

Muir [ Oji-san, you have a lot of fans afterall ]

Arnold [ nahahahahaha! There is only one thing i want to say! I’m glad! but not because of the heroine Group!…. thats why, Everyone, thanks! Oh yeaaaaaaaaaah! ]

Muir [ fufu, good for you Oji-san ]

Arnold [ Yeaah! This rhythm is continued! 4th place having 15 votes in total! …. The number one man you can rely on! Uncommon Guild Master! The Impact Ruler who has a the nature to be a King! That name is!………….. Judom Lankarrrrrrrrrrrssssss! ]

Judom [ Oo, Is it Me? I see. I have an obligation to answer those who supported me. Well then.. I swear in this life I have, I will fight for the people’s sake and protect from those people whole will obstruct me! Thanks to those who supported me! ]

Muir [ fuwaa~ that was such a big person ]

Mimiru [ Yes, it was evident in his body but his ambiance also is also big ]

Eunice [ And also, he’s strong ~nano]

Arnold [ I shall also aspire to become as big as that guy as well, Then let’s proceed! The next is the 3rd place which got 17 votes, that is……… The Pure Innocent Sand User! Daughter of a man who seems to be a girl but is really a boy! The name of that person who has that unshaken loyalty to Hiiro, Camuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssss!!!! ]

Camus [n……. did it… hope Hiiro will praise me? ]

Muir [ uu~ Too stong… Camus-san is too strong~ ]

Mimiru [ Don’t give up Muir-chan! ]

Euncie [ I won’t lose ]

Silva [ nofofofofo! Hiiro-sama is really popular ]

Arnold [ chii….. He’s already surrounded by beautiful girls, what do they like about that blunt person…. I won’t let you have Muir.. Hiiro….You hear me!? …… ]

Camus [ Everyone, thank you. Well then let’s continue. Arnold please ]

Arnold [ ooo! I understand! Next is the one who got an amount of 27 votes! Gripping the 2nd place with a lead! The Walking Hentai! A feminist Butler! It is a person who has a deeper comprehension of the world than anyone in here right now… Silva Purutisssssssssssssssssssss! ]

Silva [ nofofofofofofofofoffofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofo! ]

Arnold [ Err… You don’t have to laugh that way! ]

Silva [ nofofofo! Because of happiness, I can’t stop laughing! nofofofofofofo! ]

Arnold [ Uhmm.. Even for just an instant, do you have anything to say ]

Silva [ Hmm I understand, Ehem! Then…… I, myself, if I’m allowed to say I get excited on big breasts, beautiful breasts, especially from a beautiful person with a cute face. Also I prefer, such an elastic and soft breast…… ]

Arnold [ Ju… Just a minute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oi! ]

Silva [ What seems to be the problem? ]

Arnold [ What seems to be the problem?! ha?! What the heck! What on earth are trying to say right now!? ]

Silva [ e? As you have said, what I wanted to say ]

Arnold [ Besides that, there are other more right!? ]

Silva [ mumumu! Then! I, myself, likes a person who is gentle in the bed and also the violent one as well….. ]

Arnold [ Stoooooop! That’s enough! End!…. Your talk ends here! ]

Silva [ nofofofofofo! That is dissapointing… nofofofofofo! ]

Lilyn ( That fool! , it’s obvious he’s hiding his embarassment )

Arnold [ Ehem! This time, this the character who is reigning top among all other characters! What’s more, he has a total votes of a whooping 115 votes in total, what a decisive lead! That person is!…. Wait, let that person appear already.. Here you go!…..]

……………………………………………………………………………………. ?

 

Arnold [ Hmm? Where did that guy go? ]

Muir [ Err… Don’t know? ]

Arnold [ aa mou! I will look for him! ]

After 30 minutes………

Arnold [ Really, Why did you go out to eat ! I already told you! Today is a special event, that is why be docile for a moment! ]

?? [ funn*. I can’t help it, I was hungry ]

Arnold [ aa mou.. are you a kid?! ……… ah forget it! Anyway, I will introduce him! The first character ranking contest who won 1st place! The my-pace guy! The incarnation of Hunger and Knowledge! An Arrogant and Blunt Person! And the non-standard unique cheat! that is!! ]

[ Hiiro Okamuraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

 

Hiiro [ fuwaa*, I feel sleepy ]

Arnold [ You’re the leading part, geez understand your position! ]

Hiiro [ Annoying, Become silent for a moment ]

[Silence] character was shot at Arnold

Arnold [ !? ]

All members [ …………………………………………………….. ]

Hiiro [ Ah, I forgot, I have a book that I have started recently, May I go now? ]

Muir [ Err… Hiiro-san …. Is there anything you would like to say? Because they went the trouble to vote for you Hiiro-san ]

Hiiro [ I did not ask something this particular though ]

Muir [ …. Hiiro-san is Hiiro-san after all ]

Mimiru [ fufu.. I agree ]

Eunice [ The same as ever Onii-chan ]

Lilyn [ Ah, to begin with, that guy doesn’t have any interest on this ]

Nikki [ fuooooooo! As expected of my COOL Master ~desuzo! ]

Mikadzuki [ Master~sama! ~~n Mikazuki entered in the list… Praise me! Praise me! ]

Crouch [ a! I found you Hiiro nya! This time I won’t let you escape nya~! ]

Eveam [ Hiiro! It is important to express gratitude ]

Hiiro [ haaa* such a noisy environment… If that’s the case….. ]

Hiiro suddenly move the written character, then everyone’s profile calms down and politely bowed while floating a smile on their face.

[ Thank you really for voting this time! ]

Hiiro [ With this, it has become quiet ]

From the tip of Hiiro’s Finger, [Thankful Feeling] character was written

Hiiro [ My best regard after this ]

Camus [ Hiiro is first place…. I’m also first place…… ehehehe ]

Excluding Hiiro and Camus [ …………………………….. ha!? ]

(TL NOTE: MWWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA, SEE ALL THOSE SHIPS? THEY’VE BEEN BLASTED TO OBLIVION! FOR THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE SHIP, ONE SHIP TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!)

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